Move towards the light.
As soon as you are awake that is. The retro styled moonbeam clock
supposedly wakes you up with a "gentle illuminating light". We have interpreted that to mean slowly getting brighter until you can't stand it anymore. As a safety feature, should the light not wake you, an audible alarm bell will sound. Something tells me we would be hearing the alarm every morning.
Available here for $39.50.-via Popgadget