They say you don’t really know someone until you’ve taken a
trip together. I say the true test of
the patience and kindness in a relationship occurs while holding up a heavy
shelving unit and trying to affix it to a seemingly stud-less wall. I know, because it's happened to me. That day, I needed both an actual and an emotional
The day began stressfully. Rental cars, apparently a hot commodity on this particular Saturday morning, were unavailable on the island of Manhattan so it was off to the Long Island Railroad for the next-closest Hertz with a hatchback in stock. As long as we were driving, a quick hop up to Mamaroneck for a pizza lunch at Sal’s was worth the trip (Sal’s. Go there. No joke.). Several tolls later, we crossed state lines into New Jersey and, through either a divine wink or just coincidence, “You Give Love a Bad Name” by New Jersey’s own Bon Jovi promptly came on the radio.
In an out-of-the-way industrial park (similar to how I picture the location of the fictional company Dunder Mifflin from the Office) lies the Mecca of off-price designer modern furniture known as the Design Within Reach Annex. From the outside, it's a non-descript store front tucked away in a back corner of the complex. Step inside, however, and you're overwhelmed with the giddy feeling of a child in an ice cream shop— if Charles and Ray Eames owned an ice cream shop. And this ice cream is all 20%-50% off.
I’d called ahead to procure three ever-so-slightly-marred Tolix counter stools at nearly half-price. Since the annex operates with extra or damaged DWR stock, they're not guaranteed to have exactly what you want, but they're extremely helpful on the phone. Our sales representative even emailed me photos of the (small amount of) damage on the stools before I committed.
After inspecting endless Eameses and numerous Nelsons, we stumbled upon the handsomest Argentinian I’d ever seen — the Sticotti Shevling unit plus desk. Some of the honey-colored Carejeira wood veneer shelves were chipped or warped (such is life at the annex), but luckily the very accommodating staff broke out several boxes so I could mix and match units until I'd cobbled together a near-perfect set.
Loading up our Yaris (otherwise known as the smallest
hatchback in existence) was a feat that only two children of the
Tetris generation could accomplish. Who
knew I was actually preparing for bargain hunting with those hours of computer games?
As we neared our building, storm clouds loomed heavy so,
with the Yaris idling, we raced the storm to unload our careful packing. We barely beat the sheeting rain, and the only
thing that got soaked was my hair (a sacrifice I was happy to make to save the
Being the nester that I am, it seemed obvious to me that the only proper end to such an eventful day was immediately installing our shelving (because wet and exhausted is always the best way to begin any technical project involving power tools and math). But like all good shopping stories, there's a happy ending. Behold our handiwork:
The shelves were just small enough not to accommodate the monitor, so we'll eventually get a half-shelf to fill in that gap. And fingers crossed, we'll also find a replacement for that clunky chair. But overall, I think it was a pretty good days work and one hell of an adventure.
(Images: Jennifer Hunter)