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Small Cool Judges: Alec Holland

3-21- alec.jpgName: Alec Holland
Location: Santa Monica, CA
Size of Home: I dont really know, but my guesstimate is 650 sq/ft.

What would you like to see in this contest?

"I'd like to see a place that will make me want to pack a small bag and move in. To me, the coolest small space is one that wants for nothing in spite of it's size."

Bio: Alec is AT's Los Angeles editor when he is not teaching and helping clients with their interiors.

Comments (25)

HELLO, Mister Holland! :)

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 11:07:27

patrick, every time i read your HELLOs i crack up (out loud)! the repetition is what's working for me, i think.

side note: looks like a great, diverse group of judges.

posted by heather b. on 2006-03-23 11:13:01

it will be surreal if p2 becomes a judge, and then he'll have to say, "HELLOOOO...."

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 11:30:29

pphillipp - don't you think p2 already says HELLOOO every morning and every night? ;)

posted by JenPDX on 2006-03-23 11:34:35

oh, gosh, i knew someone had to go there, but i just knew it wasn't going to be me........!

(thank you for making me laugh like a fool at my desk)

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 11:38:01

What does Mr. Holland teach? Is he writing Mr. Holland's opus?

I second the comment re the diversity of the judges on board. I don't know how they are going to decide this thing what with all the great-but-different entries and all of their great-but-different approaches!

Maybe we can all watch them slug it out via webcam!

posted by Jennifer on 2006-03-23 13:55:58

Jennifer--
You saved me from making an inappropriate opus joke.

NO, WRESTLING! I'll provide the singlets.

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 13:59:20

You mean like Maximus in Gladiator? Cool, will Russell Crowe come? (Just no booze or telephones allowed in the coliseum with that one!)

I think your inappropriate opus joke would have been a lot more fun than my corny one!

posted by Jennifer on 2006-03-23 14:10:07

Although pphillipp may have been joking when he asked how p2 would greet himself if he were a judge, I think it would be a great idea to have p2 as a judge. He always has very insightful things to say. However, it might be a bit awkward to ask him now (if hasn't already been invited to judge) since he's already commented on lots of the entries. Perhaps in the future, establish a tradition in which the winner(s) from the previous year gets to be a judge of the following year.

posted by k on 2006-03-23 15:20:02

(Slowly pulling down top like Coco in Fame) “Please don’t make me put on the singlet…”

-Alec (The shockingly good looking judge with the photo that clearly doesn't do him justice…seriously, I’ve seen him in person…he is STUNNING)

posted by Alec on 2006-03-23 15:43:40

Alec--
You move instantly to the next wrasslin' round for the hilarious Fame reference and the uncanny Irene Cara (virtual) impersonation.

We knew we liked you. Just from the noble profile.

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 16:18:55

k--
I've shown some of my cards.. but haven't revealed my full hand... :)

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 16:20:28

"(Slowly pulling down top like Coco in Fame)..."

how am i going to get any work done today if you people keep making me laugh like this??!!

brilliant! but do *you* have a recording (on vinyl) of irene cara's off-broadway debut, at age 9, in "the me nobody knows"? *i* do!

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 16:47:06

(oh, and btw - in the picture on the sleeve, she does NOT HAVE MINI-BANGS - the only time, i think, in her entire career)

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 16:48:05

pphillipp,
did you have to mug her mama for that?

you boys are sick!

and p2, are you hinting that you are a featured judge afterall? right on!

posted by guido on 2006-03-23 16:51:06

guido, i assure you that no caras were harmed in the procurement of said disc. well, at least not *seriously* harmed.

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 16:53:53

guido--
So far, I am limited to effecting the voting outcome in the American politics kind of way...

That is, sneakily, with oh-so-subtle manipulation, and strictly from behind the scenes. ;)

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 16:58:50

And Alec, we'll need five "scouting shots' of you in singlet-inspired attire asap.

I'll be "reviewing them" as dj pphilllip spins Fame hits like Red Light, Dogs in the Yard and of course, I Sing the Body Electric.

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 17:04:00

you forgot "out here on my own" -

YOU FORGOT "OUT HERE ON MY OWN"

**runs screaming from room**

posted by pphillipp on 2006-03-23 17:10:01

pphillipp, get down off that taxi this INSTANT!

That song was just SUCH a given I felt silly mentioning it.

I mean, did I need to mention Hot Lunch Jam, too?!?!

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2006-03-23 17:14:31

You guys are a riot.

posted by gekko on 2006-03-23 19:09:05

Welcome to the panel, Alec.

"Stunning" AND modest, what more can we possibly ask for?

posted by gekko on 2006-03-23 19:21:39

Oh wow. Fame... Brilliant! I sing the Body Electric; I celebrate the me yet to come.

posted by Enrique on 2006-03-24 02:17:13

I don't remember anything about that movie.

posted by dIANE on 2006-04-07 16:49:44

I don't know what a "singlet" is.

posted by Andree on 2006-04-09 02:30:46
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