New Big-Box Linens Store! The Onion 7.28.08

New Big-Box Linens Store!
The Onion 7.28.08

It's not everyday that The Onion covers the house & home beat. But we like it when they do. Check it out: "We're proud to offer the local community the best selection of the name-brand shit you want at the prices you love."...

The full story is at The Onion: New Linens-N-Shit Opens.

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Comments (9)

hehehe, thats awesome

posted by Keyse on July 28th 2008 at 11:17am
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I heart the Onion.

posted by hejiranyc on July 28th 2008 at 11:29am
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perfect name for that store..love the onion

posted by LoriSF on July 28th 2008 at 11:47am
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A grad student friend of mine used to work at (as he called it) "Bed, Bath and Crap", so between the two of these stores, they've got it all covered.

posted by dr_mk on July 28th 2008 at 12:24pm
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ROFLMAO!!! The Onion nails it every time.

posted by madampince on July 28th 2008 at 4:49pm
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Made me laugh----that's a good thing!

posted by poptart on July 28th 2008 at 5:35pm
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Precious!

posted by Devyn on July 28th 2008 at 6:19pm
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Since I take care of seniors with Alzheimer's and strokes on weekends I see a lot of Linen AND shit...most of the time together!

posted by da90027 on July 29th 2008 at 7:24am
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"We've got all sorts of shit," Barlow added. "Bath shit, kitchen shit, shit for the bedroom, seasonal shit, and all the other shit you could possibly imagine, plus linens."

LOL. That line reminded me of the "Dome Depot" ad from The Simpsons Movie...

"We've got dome wax, dome polish, dome freshener, all your dome needs at Dome Depot, located at the 105 and the dome."

posted by eirracoes on August 1st 2008 at 5:15pm
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