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Furniture Porn

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Just weird. It is hard to say whether we are a society that has achieved the apex of civilization or whether we are on a downhill slide when you run across a porn website for furniture....

FurniturePorn.com is - strangely - exactly what it says: photographs of furniture in compromising situations, often subtitled with randy dialogue. Is this office safe? Well, there is no skin, no people and no real raunch here, but you might find the furniture stand-ins oddly offensive (or titillating as the case may be). (Via Fleshbot) MGR

 
 

Comments (10)

sexy? NOT!

posted by MJ on 2005-03-17 12:33:52

But still pretty damn funny.

posted by Punkin Donuts on 2005-03-17 12:48:35

If you want to see live action furniture porn, check out the beautiful animated short my friend did--Roof Sex--at www.eatpes.com. He made quite a splash with it, has won awards, etc. It is as office-safe as the other site, if you don't mind the soundtrack, which has some moaning, etc.

posted by emnyc on 2005-03-17 13:13:16

Er, "made quite a splash with it" is perhaps not the best way to put that. Or maybe it is.

Anyway, a little chaise-on-chaise action never hurt nobody.

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-03-17 14:26:38

I feel sort of oily dirty after looking at all that hot chair on chair action.

posted by Ruth on 2005-03-17 15:36:06

They play that Roof Sex film on the Fuse network sometimes, and it never fails to crack me up. Especially at the end, the poor cat gets blamed.

posted by Punkin Donuts on 2005-03-17 15:57:11

Gives a whole new meaning to "Mission style".

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-03-17 16:35:11

Oooh! I saw Roof Sex at ResFest... It was really great...

posted by mary on 2005-03-17 16:55:15

Tee hee, I am really loving this blog...I have to go check out Roof Sex now.

posted by sg on 2005-03-18 09:28:32

They are so funny. I like how no one knows it was there falt.

posted by Raechelle on 2005-12-27 18:59:00