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The Messiest Closet? Ben's Terror

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Name: Ben Martin
Hood: W. 106th Street
Dimensions: 22" deep, 82" wide, 108" tall

Complaint:

The problems with this closet: It's meant for a boring person with no personal effects. In the closet are my hanging clothes, cat carriers, videotapes, art supplies, frames, winter wear, the telephone collection, fan, dehumidifier, video cameras, paper supplies, linens and the all-important what-not.

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Not in closet: Fold-able clothing (witness the IKEA quasi-solution to the left of the closet), luggage, tools, shoes (stacked on shelfing under loft bed), the air conditioner (woefully waiting for space at the closet door, pictured), the "guest room" (inflatable mattress and blankets).

Yes, I should take the books out - but I'm trying to be oh-so-zen-like and minimalistic and I removed the clunky bookshelf from the wall (which would make the apt. very soothing - if not for the waiting-line to get in the closet.

I need a better structure within the closet (D'oh!). I have no time and extra $$$ to hire a closet expert (and a purge-meister). I can't (and
shouldn't) entertain in my apartment and my social life is flagging...dying...



 
 

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Must. Help. Ben.
One day his piles will tumble & I fear for the life of his cute kitty.

posted by rr on 2004-12-08 13:55:46

Sold! I admire anyone who removes their air-conditioner at the end of the season. Yeah, save the cat from certain death!

posted by Ann on 2004-12-08 14:01:18

The minute the closet issue is cleared up - Ben WILL have a social life. Real estate in Manhattan is at premium price and closet space is scarcer here than anywhere else on the planet. Clearly Ben is not a "boring" person and the cat deserves some space to play in. Save Ben and the cat!

posted by MJW on 2004-12-08 14:07:35

How does Ben NOT get amputated when he reaches for clothing? He can be beheaded at anytime with a closet situation like that. Ben's closet is really dangerous and it and HE need help.

posted by Marilyn on 2004-12-08 14:21:10

Please rescue Ben from closet hell! Help him create the space NEEDED so his cat and his creative Zen spirit can live in SAFETY and HARMONY.

posted by RR2 on 2004-12-08 14:31:04

who LIVES like this? someone PLEASE help this man out. oh ben of w106th st, whoever you are...my soul is crying for you.

posted by silver on 2004-12-08 14:54:48

No Baby should NOT entertain - you need help - cannot believe the mess - all this time I thought Ben had it all together -NOT! Bet you don't know whats in that mess of a closet - wouldn't surprise me if Chucky himself wasn't hiding out there too. Better get some help soon before you start believing thats pig heaven. WHATSUP WITH THAT - "HELP SAVE BEN"

posted by MAM on 2004-12-08 15:13:48

No place for stacking, no place for kitty.

posted by gx17 on 2004-12-08 16:39:39

the HORROR!...........the HORROR!

posted by Capt.K on 2004-12-08 16:44:57

That paint can, teetering on the edge of the plastic drawer, really makes me nervous for poor kitty. Let's all vote for Ben so he can have a social life again and get laid in the near future!

posted by Lori on 2004-12-08 18:52:50

I've remained silent throughout this competition, but can't stay quiet any longer - you are all slobs!! I live in a studio, having moved from a one-bedroom with lots of closets, and now have one closet. You pare down, throw out and move on.

I would have nightmares if I lived with closets like these.

posted by CR on 2004-12-08 19:44:08

I mostly agree with CR. If you want to live in Manhattan, you have to give up some things that people who live in the suburbs take for granted. One of them is the ability to store and keep everything you cart home. You don't have to be a monk, but even having a little bit too much stuff can get you in trouble. I think Ben has a good start here if he just keeps paring down his stuff. He has a closet that's nearly six feet wide and all the organising objets that he needs.

posted by mary on 2004-12-09 03:00:18

Mary's wrong,the closet may measure 6 ft wide, but the door looks tiny. Like my apt, how do you use the extra side area effectively? Not the lame wire shelf extenders he has, the mishmosh of
tuuperware containers. And where should teh AC go?

posted by Ann on 2004-12-09 09:29:52

That's like a whole studio apartment, just waiting for a roommate.

posted by Jason on 2004-12-09 10:49:49

Assuming that those double bi-fold doors are about a foot wide, he has a 4 foot wide opening to a 6 foot wide closet. Every wider closet has those "shoulders", even in the suburbs. Shelves a foot deep on either side would serve him well, or he can just stick that AC unit to the side and stack luggage and extra blankets on top.

I have this nifty double closet thing that the last guy built, and the lower one is 6 feet wide with a 4 foot opening and only 5-5 tall. If I can fit all my hanging clothes [I have a lot to hang up -- I'm a girl!] , winter clothes, four pieces of luggage, a cat carrier, three bags of laundry [I pre-sort], a fan, extra linens, a Chinese umbrella, two art projects from undergrad, several boxes of Christmas lights, all the vinyl I own and a few extra Halloween costumes in my closet, using only a pole and a single shelf, Ben can fit his AC in his...

posted by mary on 2004-12-09 11:50:18

OH...MY...GOWD!!!! How does one live (or not) in such a hovel? No wonder his social life sucks!
Even with his mess...I still love him.

posted by R$ on 2004-12-09 13:31:35

Even with plastic bin organizers, Ben can't get it togehter. Please, show there is hope for the hopeless and help Ben!!!

posted by Marie Aiello on 2004-12-10 06:31:28

YIKES! He probably has stuff in there he hasn't seen in years. Help this man find those long lost treasures.

posted by Lisa on 2004-12-10 10:33:59

Clean it up boo.....

posted by Chaka Ann on 2004-12-10 10:35:46

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