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Remember MASH (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House)?

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Did you play MASH as a child to predict your future life? I remember the playground game culminated in the most important of fortunes: "in what type of housing will I live?". The game's namesake is derived from the four possible fates: Mansion, Apartment, Shack, and House...

 
 

Other categories included future spouse, profession, type of car (I don't think we even dared to include "no car"), and location. Each category would include one perfect scenario ("red Corvette"), two mediocre, and a worst-possible-scenario ("shack"). I barely remember how to play, but there's a little refresher here that got the memories flowing.

I'm getting some giggles out of looking back on childhood conceptions of adult life played out in this game. Did you always cross your fingers for the mansion in Hawaii or the apartment in NYC? The bike (god forbid!) or the Ferrari? How would your grown-up version of the game differ from the childhood one?

(Image: via You Spilled Milk on the Telephone)

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Comments (42)

Oh my Gosh! I completely forgot about this! How fun would it be to pull out and play at a party as adults!

posted by laurabellk on March 11th 2009 at 9:35am
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hahaha great post!

posted by Enamorada on March 11th 2009 at 9:43am
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In my area we called it MARSH and the R stood for Ranch. It was an acceptable alternative to the mansion.

posted by ShopgirlCA on March 11th 2009 at 9:47am
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Aww... I used to play this over and over again on long car or bus trips! We'd do number of kids (with some absurd number like 2,000 being the worst-case scenario), color of house (pea green vs. hot pink, anyone?), pet, etc... I think I'm gonna play a round with my boyfriend when I get home tonight!

posted by Sunshinedaydream on March 11th 2009 at 9:49am
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lol that's too funny. We used to do "boys/girls to date", cars, and number of children.

posted by mva1201 on March 11th 2009 at 9:52am
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I loved this game! The most exciting part was the boy you were going to marry.

posted by BambiJo on March 11th 2009 at 9:55am
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My friends and I would play this game all the time. We would always have one "undesirable" boy on the list, which made it very funny, albeit immature. I told my eight year old and her friend about this game, and they thought it sounded lame. Kids these days........

posted by acaj08 on March 11th 2009 at 10:13am
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I used to love doing this - we did MASH, cars, # of kids and Husband/wife too. I also used to love the folded up fortune tellers (some people called the cootie catchers) that honestly, used to contain mostly mean fortunes!

posted by redjet on March 11th 2009 at 10:18am
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I remember my worst car would always be "rabbit" or "pinto". lololol

posted by chusmabilly on March 11th 2009 at 10:20am
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i've never heard of this game... but i grew up in a small town in Northern Ontario. perhaps it's regional?

posted by rouquinne on March 11th 2009 at 10:25am
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I loved this game, too. And, I remember in later years, we changed it to "CMASH", and the C stood for castle - I guess the mansion was just not big enough ;).

posted by calihoya on March 11th 2009 at 10:27am
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how timely! i was JUST telling my friend about this game, he'd never heard of it and i was trying to remember all the rules to explain it to him. hilarious.

posted by megmeg on March 11th 2009 at 10:30am
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Funny. Just a few years ago this we ended up spending all night at a party playing this game. It was hilarious to do it again as adult (was in my late 20's at the time.) Even the guys were playing along.

posted by falconette on March 11th 2009 at 10:42am
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Wow, memories! This game was awesome, I'll have to show me niece how to play when she's old enough for it to make sense.

posted by cassielynn on March 11th 2009 at 10:55am
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We did "MATCH." Mansion, Apartment, Townhouse, Cottage, House. Specificity was highly important to me and my friends. We planned our lives out to the nth degree.

posted by bigwavejen on March 11th 2009 at 10:55am
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I work with elementary school aged kids and they're still playing this game. I had completely forgot about it until one day one boy came up and asked me if he could do my MASH. They still want the nice car and the big house for the most part. That's what I was always jones-ing for; funny how things change.
It's really neat working with kids though and seeing how much hasn't really changed - especially in how they play, what they fight about, and what games are played. You'd think it'd be all Playstations and Nintendo DS's and whatnot, but when those things aren't allowed on school premises, they go right back to playing yards, grounders, MASH, chinese skipping, tag, etc.

posted by mcheerio on March 11th 2009 at 11:18am
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Love it! Thanks for bringing back the great memories.

posted by natalie.c on March 11th 2009 at 11:23am
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It would have been nice to explain how it played for those of us that have never heard of it.

posted by Joan52 on March 11th 2009 at 11:28am
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Sorry spoke too soon

posted by Joan52 on March 11th 2009 at 11:29am
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Local Celebrity makes a MASH Tshirt - hilarious! http://www.localcelebrity.com/products/womens/funny_t-shirts/mash_t-shirt/

posted by TheStylishCopywriter on March 11th 2009 at 11:37am
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I went to elementary school in a depressed blue collar neighborhood so the car options were: Ford, truck, motorcycle, bus. The most important part of the game was trying to figure out who the person was secretly rooting to marry. If you were their best friend and knew their crush you would deliberately include him. Because we half way believed in the power of MASH affecting our futures. Another important source of prognostication was apple stems. We'd twist the apple stem while singing the alphabet song. The letter it broke off on was the first letter of our future husband's name. This could be repeated to acquire initials. We also did daisy chain, coke tab, and eenie meenie minne moe predictions about the same thing.

posted by desertacacia on March 11th 2009 at 11:37am
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What a great post! We also played MARSH though, where ranch was an option like ShopGirl said... funny though cause I always thought my friend made the R up!

posted by shannonN on March 11th 2009 at 12:01pm
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I had completely forgotten about this too! I remember many of the games, and I know I am not close to acheiving in life what we played and ended up with in the game!

So many games to remember! I really want to go play MASH now!

posted by khrystena on March 11th 2009 at 12:23pm
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you know, I tried playing this game for shits and giggles recently, and you're right -- it was TOTALLY different from when I was a child! the things I wanted as a kid (the limousine, the mansion, to be a doctor with 1 MILLION DOLLARS and married to Charles in Charge) seem so funny. Now my ideal MASH would look more like: the Prius, the home in New Zealand in last month's issue of Dwell, to NOT be a doctor... and have 1 million dollars. I guess some things never change.

posted by dumpling518 on March 11th 2009 at 12:31pm
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JTT! hahahaha

posted by EasilyAmused on March 11th 2009 at 12:48pm
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MASH on the chalkboard at lunch on rainy days when we were stuck inside... Then someone would break out that origami-ish flower thing with the numbers and the fortunes under the flaps. What was that called?

posted by LilyC on March 11th 2009 at 12:59pm
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definitely made one today with a more adult theme: http://jhische.com/blog/mash.jpg I have a feeling i'll be making these all the time now. nostalgia!

posted by JessicaH on March 11th 2009 at 1:34pm
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I loved this game!!!!! Most of my school notebooks where full of pages with MASH games on it. I think we did husband, # of kids, car, and city/country of residence.

desertacacia, coke tabs with the alphabet song! We did that too! Wow, now I feel like I'm 8 all over again. :)

posted by sparkle on March 11th 2009 at 1:41pm
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hahaha nice!

posted by jenniejenjen on March 11th 2009 at 1:42pm
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Ah, memories.

posted by alisonK on March 11th 2009 at 3:08pm
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I often wondered what was going on with the giggling girls in class and now I know. As an adult, and a scientist, am I most square if I call out that the math above may be wrong? For the number 8, I get Apartment, Ben Berger, Art, A, Smart, and Good. I can't believe I just did that...!

posted by NewHavenZ on March 11th 2009 at 3:23pm
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Must be generational. I never heard of this, either.

posted by SherryBinNH on March 11th 2009 at 3:25pm
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Here's an online version of MASH: http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php?trip=833

It's still fun!

posted by HandyC on March 11th 2009 at 3:53pm
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Maybe Octomom took MASH too seriously and just got a really awkward outcome.

posted by startswithaline on March 11th 2009 at 4:11pm
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I looove the inclusion of 'JTT.' He was always at the top of my MASH wishlist.

posted by mmwitzke on March 11th 2009 at 4:19pm
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Our "perfect" game was always a mansion in California with 2 kids, a Porsche 911 and married to A.R., the cutest boy in our grade. Great memories. :)

posted by ooh_food on March 11th 2009 at 4:57pm
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We played this constantly! If somebody got the boy they wanted, but also got "shack," we inevitably sang "Love Shack."

I still want my Jaguar.

posted by matchbookhymnal on March 11th 2009 at 6:26pm
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awww... i loved to play this with my sister when i was little

posted by wampler on March 11th 2009 at 8:19pm
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I was born and raised in Puerto Rico and we played it too. Sometimes I sorta cheated by putting all the cute boys' names.

posted by funkylola on March 11th 2009 at 9:42pm
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We used to have this as a skipping game... starting with WHO will I MARRY? Then you go throught the alphabet until you trip, and pick a boy you know with that name. Same with 'how many BABIES will I HAVE', etc. Except we were obviously not aiming as high. We had 'house, mansion, pigsty, toilet.'

In a similar vein, I recently played Hasbro's Game of Lifeā„¢ and was bored out of my skull - also appalled! The little pink and blue tokens, everyone HAS to get married and have kids, you win the game by getting the mansion...

posted by Kaviare on March 11th 2009 at 11:34pm
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i was, like, what the?= oh yeah, i remember

posted by treelovr on March 12th 2009 at 3:34am
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HAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I just got really nostalgic for a moment!!!! We played mash all through out elementary school and junior hs. It was pretty much THE TRUTH as far as we were concerned!!!! However, we had boys to marry (of course), how many kids, honeymoon location (it was always Hawaii, Paris, or New York... those were the off hand places we knew), what car (usually between a lambergini, carvette like barbie drove, or a jeep- and yes we spelled it just like that!), can't remember the rest! :'(
::tear::

posted by sunshiine537 on March 12th 2009 at 10:43am
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