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Funktionide by Stefan Ulrich

This post will make some of you say, wha!? For others, awe. German designer Stefan Ulrich created a shape-changing object, not a pillow, using artificial muscle technology. The concept? To help relieve loneliness...awe.

 
 

Okay, it took a few reads to understand this. In extreme layman’s terms, the Funktionide changes shape and texture when an electric current is passed through it, creating movement. Are you following me? The Funktionide simulates a living, breathing being.

Seems futuristic for sure, but part of me wants to snuggle up with the Funktionide. And maybe make it dinner.

No word on pricing as it's still in conceptual stages. Watch a video of how the object simulates breathing here.

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Seems like a pet would be cheaper and better at relieving loneliness, seeing as it is an actual living, breathing companion that you don't need to run an electrical current into. I guess if you don't like animals or real people this might be the product for you?

posted by littlebrownbird on October 14th 2009 at 4:31pm
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even with the shape shifter that guys still looks sad.

posted by crafty_i_candy on October 14th 2009 at 4:31pm
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This seemed like a cool idea till I saw the creepy ass video.
O_O
They will need to revamp their marketing of this product. More comforting, less frightening.

posted by AnnickaJ on October 14th 2009 at 4:32pm
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gross gross gross gross

posted by travislessness on October 14th 2009 at 4:36pm
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wait you said "relive" loneliness; can I assume you meant "relieve"?

posted by travislessness on October 14th 2009 at 4:39pm
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There's something a little creepy about this to me. It's a giant pulsating blob! It sort of makes me think of a bad science fiction movie. However, I guess it's not too different in concept from those stuffed animals with a simulated heartbeat that people sometimes give to puppies to ease the transition to their new home.

posted by geckotoes1 on October 14th 2009 at 4:39pm
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I see we are one step closer to sex robots.

posted by slowdown on October 14th 2009 at 4:41pm
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okaayyy--can understand the need for interaction but as littlebrownbird writes, why not a pet? this seems to be an exercise in narcissism at its highest level. the fact that the person is also writing a research project about & filming his experience (objectifying himself to the nth degree!) places this whole experience firmly in the realm of the creepy & slightly repugnant. on the plus side, i really like this guy's minimalist space. maybe this whole thing is a joke? if so, seems to be too contrived & not that funny.

posted by timmy jr. on October 14th 2009 at 4:46pm
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Actually, I said "relieving" and that is what I meant. :)

posted by littlebrownbird on October 14th 2009 at 4:46pm
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I think it's more conceptual art than actual product! I don't expect to see it on late night TV any time soon.

posted by ARC on October 14th 2009 at 4:47pm
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ok...i'm simultaneously creeped out and interested.

posted by mf1192 on October 14th 2009 at 4:51pm
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Okay, that's absolutely terrifying. The part where it slithers into bed? Holy crap, going to have nightmares about blob monsters coming to eat me now!

posted by Krissy B on October 14th 2009 at 5:07pm
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They should attach a fleece blanket to it and call it the snugtionide.

posted by megbot on October 14th 2009 at 5:10pm
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Why is Depressed-Dude humping a blind and finless Beluga Whale -
- does Greenpeace know about this?

posted by bepsf on October 14th 2009 at 5:26pm
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"Why is Depressed-Dude humping a blind and finless Beluga Whale -
- does Greenpeace know about this?"

holy shit that was funny.

posted by LoriSF on October 14th 2009 at 5:28pm
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littlebrownbird: The issue with pets is lifestyle. I would personally love to have a pet, but my schedule is erratic and my living space small. While I know people in my situation with pets I personally would feel irresponsible having one because it honestly wouldn't get cared for appropriately.

Ongoing regular relationships are a bitch for the same reason, but at least another human is fully capable of protesting their treatment if they find it unfair. If you get a dog the poor thing just ends up trapped and takes it out on your couch.

posted by kamikazetedibear on October 14th 2009 at 5:29pm
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as a geek my first thought was sure it can do movement but what about recreating the body heat of a person? As a person that has decent human contact and affection my life my thought is "damn that's sad".

posted by TheoJ on October 14th 2009 at 5:48pm
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Ick.

posted by aaakid on October 14th 2009 at 5:51pm
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although it would be great for premmies that have to be isolated from most human contact and for therapy with folks with PTSD and sexual abuse/assault recovery.

posted by TheoJ on October 14th 2009 at 5:53pm
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I want a room full of those!
hummm.... that could be a far better performance piece than most of the stuff at SFMoMa.

posted by chris_94131 on October 14th 2009 at 5:59pm
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Uhm... that video is creepy... the way it crawls into bed with him. And the bad photoshop to simulate movement.

posted by birdablaze on October 14th 2009 at 6:19pm
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Ok. Just looking at the pictures, it looks like a soft cloud and I kinda really want to snuggle with it.

But then I watched the video, and I am so creeped out. The whole the with it climbing in bed and him petting it. Um no.

It is a provocative idea, especially in its relation to human loneliness.

posted by Jess2nola on October 14th 2009 at 6:21pm
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In the pictures, it reminds me of a futuristic, body pillow type of thing. The idea of loneliness is so pervasive in the pics.

Now off to watch the video to see if those funny comments live up my expectations!...

posted by pinkpianos on October 14th 2009 at 7:09pm
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uuuummm, I'm glad that I wasn't the only one creeped out by the video. I like the unusual and weird but this is just a little disturbing if you ask me.

posted by citygirlincountry on October 14th 2009 at 7:47pm
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Okaaaaaay....

posted by muirwoods08 on October 14th 2009 at 8:06pm
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LOVE IT... the couch, I mean.

posted by matt in kc on October 14th 2009 at 8:14pm
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Why is he sleeping in the crack between 2 twin mattresses? Yeah the blob creeping into bed is pretty disturbing. This guy is definitely serial killer material.

posted by Bozotown on October 14th 2009 at 10:50pm
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It's a giant, expressionless bean. Weird.

posted by Mlle Kate on October 15th 2009 at 12:25am
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This isn't a prototype or product - it's a theory, really, about where we seem to be headed. And anyone who has ever been in a room with someone who prefers their Blackberry to actual people knows that in some ways, we are already there. The white blob is merely a device to communicate the idea. It is in no way a suggested product.

When I read the little introduction, what I pictured was not the white blob moving pillow. It was shelves of moisturizer and shaving cream, dish soap and laundry detergent all gyrating, moving, slinking, beckoning to be purchased. Like puppies in a pet shop begging to be taken home.

Seriously genius.

posted by RichardinLA on October 15th 2009 at 4:03am
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shiver. that video is like what i imagine robot porn to be.

posted by cmccoy on October 15th 2009 at 8:01am
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He's cute... I'll cuddle with him. Just get rid of that CREEPY, CREEPY THING!

Lemme think about that... I don't know if I could get into someone who would create that monstrosity. Hmmmm, have some things to think about...

posted by jeffnyc on October 15th 2009 at 9:04am
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it's a schmoo!!!!

posted by kimg924 on October 15th 2009 at 1:49pm
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I love everyone's comments and take on this. One of my favorite post!

posted by LoriSF on October 15th 2009 at 1:53pm
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LoriSF, that was funny! Ewww!

posted by cliokitty on October 15th 2009 at 3:14pm
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"It creeps and leaps and slides and glides across the floor."
I loved The Blob, but never wanted to sleep with it.

posted by Kate (NC) on October 15th 2009 at 3:44pm
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uhhhh, I'm with Kate (NC). It's cool and all, but I wouldn't want to spoon with it. And I feel sorry for the guy in the video; he needs antidepressants, or a girlfriend. Come to think of it, this reminds me of some antidepressant medication commercial I've seen on television.

posted by cmelton13 on October 15th 2009 at 6:28pm
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ps- my boyfriend just watched the vid, and asked "but where are the holes?"

... and I'm thinking that feature will be available on the Breathing Body Pillow 2.0

posted by cmelton13 on October 15th 2009 at 6:29pm
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I'm sorry but this looks like a huge, flaccid, throbbing d**k. Anyone that's been there (i know there are quite a few of us on this blog) knows it's pointless and boring.

Not even as conceptual art... this guy needs help...

posted by manu_pty on October 15th 2009 at 9:34pm
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Bob looks like a comfy body or floor pillow. Id prefer not to have one that breathes, though.
The couch, however, is excellent- more info?

posted by talby on October 16th 2009 at 12:00am
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