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Ugh! Why take a classic, beautiful form and yuk it up with some new, cheap, "retro" fabric? Please -- hurry up and take that chair to a nude beach!!!

Looks like a bikini stretched out to dry on an otherwiswe uncomfortable chair.

No. . . not a bikini. It looks like one of those weird 80s one piece bathing suits with the cut-out sides. The monokini.

At least the mono-kini-dressed chair
would leave a less harsh grid mark on your bottom

Two great tastes that DON'T go great together.

Nothing's ever sucked so hard.