My secrets keep finding their way into the pages of the New York Times. A couple
of weeks back, I was dismayed to read an
article on my stretch of Cortelyou Road, sure to elevate property values
out of reach before my little nest egg even has a chance to hatch. And this
past week, I felt a true sense of crisis reading
of The
City Reliquary, because I too have a collection of bottles from a certain
Brooklyn beach, the exact location of which has long been my most closely held
New York secret.
New York is a sports town, and our favorite sport of all is the disputatious
lobbing of superlatives. We're obsessed with the best, and we'll tell you all
about it, from the best way to get to Carnegie Hall (practice!) all
the way to the best sandwich at Carnegie Deli (actually, the best sandwich in
all New York is the banh mi at Sáu
Voi Corp).
But there are some tidbits we won't share, for fear our secret pleasures will
be spoiled when word gets out. Sure, there are a
million stories in the naked city, but is the best story the one we'll never
tell? Our PlantTherapist would have you believe that the whole city is just
one big happy extended
patio, so you tell me: is it better to keep our city's secrets, or to spill?
(SGH)
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