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For those of you suffering from withdrawal symptoms over that CL ad, you might want to spend you morning (and possibly your whole day) reading through these gems. The latest post is about shelves so it is somewhat within context.

www.craigslist.org/about/best/

posted by jamie pup on 2005-04-07 10:28:44

That roommate ad is outrageous. Gee, wonder why he's single?!

FREAK.

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-04-05 14:55:22

I'm surprised he didn't post on April 1.

posted by Joan on 2005-04-05 14:55:54

French Urdu and Afirkaans? ( I speak 2 of these thus the nerve that got struck)

No magazines or newspapers?
He's worried about the gloss yet asks for your fav. author implying he will allow books.

There is just so much wrong with this ad...

Low rent isn't everything.

posted by me of me inc. on 2005-04-05 15:01:29

That ad can't be real. I think it was his monthly upholstery session in utter silence that got me.

posted by Ruth on 2005-04-05 15:50:50

Actually, I think he EPITOMIZES "low rent"!

Plus, between the language references you mention, coupled with his anti-spice list, I think he is dangerously flirting with fair housing issues...

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-04-05 15:52:44

My office mate and I were just imagining the kind of hell an Afrikaans-speaker cooking dill potato salad using a recipe from a glossy magazine would cause in his life. Esp. on upholstery Tuesday.

posted by Ruth on 2005-04-05 16:07:19

At least he's telling everyone up front?!? I guess my real question is... why doesn't he just want to live alone? If the money doesn't matter enough that you're willing to pay me to leave the house on upholstery day and you're knocking down my rent 'cause you're willing to admit that you're restricting my life in a crazy way... why not just live alone? Please? Go buy yourself a second dog to breed with your border colllie so you don't feel so lonely and stop trying...

posted by mary on 2005-04-05 16:38:43

Does anyone else want to sign him up for bad magazines? Is it just me?

posted by mary on 2005-04-05 16:42:09

That is hilarious!

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-04-05 17:14:52

Ruth, my dad speaks Afrikaans (although he's probably very rusty now). I could give him a recipe for potato salad with dill, and we can see what wacky hijinks ensue.

posted by Fiona on 2005-04-05 17:46:52

Very realistic. I agree with Ruth. He had me until the upholstery bit. This sounds like one of those humor pieces they run on the back page of The New Yorker. Did anyone see the "more reasons to think Abraham Lincoln was gay" by Paul Rudnick that ran a few weeks ago?

posted by mardi on 2005-04-05 18:02:36

I love the fact that he offers a handbook. Obviously looking for the ultimate bendy-twisty submissive roommate. A shrink of my acquaintance says that most surgeons are repressed sadists--looks like this guys leaking around the seams

posted by martha on 2005-04-05 18:12:29

OK, everyone play with google maps now! Type in your adress, zoom in, drag the map around and click on the satellite link on the top right hand corner then drag around some more.

For those who know where the Target store on 20th Ave in Queens is, go there and be as slightly amused as I was.

posted by jamie pup on 2005-04-06 10:36:55

Do you think they've prepared all their Targets to be correctly identified from space?

I was walking to work and remembered that piece about upholstering on every third Tues and burst out laughing. For some reason, that particular bit just hits my funny bone.

posted by Ruth on 2005-04-06 12:28:24

I'm very sad that the roommate posting was removed; it's no longer avaialble at Craigslist. Anyone still have a cached version who'd be willing to repost it?

posted by Anne on 2005-04-06 12:30:12

If the listing was removed because he got a roomie, look for it to be reposted the third Wednesday of the month... the morning after their first "silent upholstery night" goes horribly awry...

posted by patrick (the other one) on 2005-04-06 15:42:15

I'm having trouble keeping a straight face just reading the phrase "silent upholstery night".

posted by Ruth on 2005-04-06 16:55:31

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