Somebody's been peeking in our windows. How else can you explain a product so perfectly suited to our first-of-the-month ritual of sitting down at our coffee table with our checkbook, a stack of unpaid bills and the Real Housewives of New York marathon?
That's right, it's the Papervore: a modern-looking, powder-coated aluminum coffee table from Voos Furniture—but it comes with the added convenience of a document shredder built right in.
Some of you might say that we've used the word "convenience" loosely. But if you could cut your bill-paying time short with a simple (but expensive at $1,250—yikes!) piece of furniture, you'd be all about it too.
Instead of keeping a disorganized "to shred" stack of our most sensitive to-be-disposed papers on the coffee table in the midst of our plan, we'd be able to twist a mahogany and oak crank and get rid of the docs right away.
All of the scraps fall underneath the table into a clear acrylic bin underneath until they're needed for an art project or hamster cage.