Somebody's been peeking in our windows. How else can you explain a product so perfectly suited to our first-of-the-month ritual of sitting down at our coffee table with our checkbook, a stack of unpaid bills and the Real Housewives of New York marathon?
Some of you might say that we've used the word "convenience" loosely. But if you could cut your bill-paying time short with a simple (but expensive at $1,250—yikes!) piece of furniture, you'd be all about it too.
Instead of keeping a disorganized "to shred" stack of our most sensitive to-be-disposed papers on the coffee table in the midst of our plan, we'd be able to twist a mahogany and oak crank and get rid of the docs right away.
All of the scraps fall underneath the table into a clear acrylic bin underneath until they're needed for an art project or hamster cage.