Pardon the delays today...

Pardon the delays today...

Maxwell Ryan
Sep 21, 2005

...but we are having to obtain the airport for Los Angeles this afternoon and the packing and all sorts of nonsense intervenes. In this meantime, we surrender to quotations from wonderous blog we got stuck in last night (and an apology to Jonathan Safran Foer for a terrible imitation):

The love between a husband and wife

"It's really hot out here."

"Then why do you have jeans on?"

"Why are you ending sentences with prepositions?"

"Why do you have jeans on, motherfucker?" (

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