Hot or Not? The Man Wall

$14,900 buys you, The Man Wall: room 4 television sets (one 52" in the center and two 26" displays are included) for all your sports watching needs, a 1200-watt wireless audio system from Panasonic, wine rack and humidor for your "Most Interesting Man In The World" needs, a microwave for some quick meals in front of your wall 'o man, a drinks on tap for brewskis, central iPod dock, DVD player, and the oh-so-tasteful sports ticker ontop. Full specs below.

52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
2 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
DVD player with 5-CD changer
iPod docking station
2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
1 year free service for sport’s ticker
Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
1000 watt microwave oven
2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
32-bottle wine rack

[via Uncrate]

Comments (7)

Don't you mean "All-in-one MANolithic goodness!" But the "remote control" must be the size of a TV tray.

It's not even so much that it's "excessive", it's just ugly.

3 Whys...

1. Why 4 TVs? It's not like you can watch all 4 at once, even using picture in picture is annoying to me.

2. Why Store your cigars next to multiple electrical devices? You are going through the trouble of putting your finest cigars into a temperature and humidity controlled environment, only to place that humidor next to electrical devices which generate heat. It obvious that those devices don't have a ton of circulation since they are closed behind panels and doors.

3. Wine rack? Under the microwave... Really?! Similar to the problem with cigars above, storing your wines in a unit that is not temperature controlled is a waste of time. In addition to that, there is a microwave inches above the top row of bottles. In case you didn't know, here is a crash course in storing wine:

Heat = Your wine is now vinegar.

I feel sorry for whoever buys this... as they are obviously compensating for something, and have little knowledge of the proper storage for their fine things.

I am willing to bet any amount of money that the people who voted this "excess" can not tell the difference between a $10 bottle of wine and a $100 bottle.

This is not manly....by any definition of manliness you choose.

If you are a man who drinks wine...and that matches your particular definition of masculinity...you certainly aren't likely to smoke cigars and want four TV's. In fact this is likely completely appalling to your ethicist sense. Besides, you'd never risk exposing your 1995 Gaja Barolo to such a hostile environment.

If you are a Red State man, a Man's Man, a macho-football-watching man...the type of man who wants four TV's so he can keep track of all of his fantasy football league players and who thinks the idea of storing his swisher sweets by his built in beer tap is erm...sweet...you probably don't want any sissy wine getting in on your action. Nor do you want your woman's head getting in the way as she leans over to fetch the piping hot microwave EZ-Mac she made special just for you.

If you're Modern Man who blends technology and style ... then the look of the thing alone probably makes you want to retreat back into your library, collapse in your Le Corbusier knock-off sofa, set your funky-retro collectible Howard The Duck glass you tell everyone you found at the weekend market (but secretly bought on ebay) on your Eileen Grey knock-off side-table and hang your head in despair at the horrible bourgeoisie.

Of course...I could be wrong.

LOL @ RJHD3.

Nicely written.

marm0lade... what if I'm too cheap to have ever bought a $100 bottle of wine and thus have no concept of the difference? I like wine, but I also like living within my means.