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The only logical explanation for these lamps is that Anthropologie is secretly downloading my dreams and desires while I sleep, manufacturing products based on those dreams and desires, and then marketing those products right back to me via impeccably styled photos. I don't know how they do it, especially considering the fact that I sleep in an aluminum foil hat, but it's the only logical explanation.

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I'm watching you, Anthropologie. But, of course, they already knew that.

Hippity-Hop Lamp, $88
Squirreled Away Lamp, $88