When it comes to some key moments in the bedroom, we all know that time is of the essence. Here we round up a few gadgets to cut down on the time spent wrangling with a cardboard box, to maximize... a different kind of wrangling.
• Cucoon Conodm Dispenser by Susanne Hangaard
• Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser at Canoe
• Cond-M at Uncommon Goods
• Condom Toy Gun by Mavo
• Sexy Time Design
Cucoon -- hilarious. The Gun - horrendous.
When I first saw the gun i thought it might be a squirt gun for lube. Seemed brilliant for a second but with more thought maybe not such a good idea.
what does this have to do with AT?
are you advocating safe sex or a new decor? or high school locker room humor?
I see how this fits in with AT. In college I had a Take-A-Number reel mounted to my headbaord. Not there anymore, but my God, it was funny.
If I was getting it on with a guy and he pulled out any sort of container that seemed to be purpose-designed to hold condoms, I would jump out of the bed.Ew.
Condom dispenser: the box they came in...?
marlo--Don't birth control pills come in a dispenser?
I love the gun. It reminds me of James Bond - and he knew something about both style and sex.Gotta have that gun...
This is the most hilarious, tasteless post ever. Each dispenser is more horrifying than the one before. Truly excellent, guys.
Johnny get your gun!
wtf is wrong with danielle?
I think these are great! People like to keep these things accessible in the bedroom, but what kind of attractive container to keep them in and close at hand? These fall under the "bedside accessory" category. Cute cute cute.
What's wrong with Danielle? Well. I guess she figures condoms deserve the same aesthetic respect we give toilet paper. Me, I think these dispensers are kinda witty, especially the cuckoo c(l)ock. Nothing wrong with inserting (inserting, nyuck nyuck) some playfulness into the Act Which Dare Not Speak Its Name.
Hm, what cattiness we have here. I definitely see the humor in these- and some don't look that horrible either. And hey, they're useful yes?~Amandahttp://onehappypanda.blogspot.com
Lol, this is brilliant and anyone who thinks otherwise has no sense of humour.
Oh and don't forget this little beauty:http://www.jonathanadler.com/shop/product.php?productid=16600&cat=458&page=1
Great post! I especially like the stainless steel one. I'm not sure I'm ready to fork out the $38 for it, though, but I just might change my mind.Danielle, don't be discouraged by the negative comments of a few members. You can't please all the people all the time. Those squeamish individuals probably know that better than most. ;P
Just to clarify: My earlier comment was in response to the wtf is wrong with danielle? comment and meant to be in support of Danielle (and condom dispensers!). Rereading it, I realized the opening lines were a bit vague.See, what I was trying to say is this: If we hang toilet paper on shiny chrome hooks so it will be both convenient and sleek (as much as toilet paper can be sleek), why in the world shouldn't we do at least as much for condoms? Unless one prefers the bodily necessities performed on a toilet over those conducted in a bed, in which case... um... let's not go there.
my experience is that condoms are pretty easy to access when i want to, but while gay, i'm in a long term monogamous relationship so i may be out of touch.you know the sex in the city episode with the vibrator in the bedside drawer that the maid moves? well the same applies to condoms; that's where condoms, sans box, go.if you are going to load a dispenser you might as well go with a vintage coin operated machine....which can still be found in "classier" public men's room. might as well get paid for your efforts.as to the cucoon condom holder, two words....wood kill.
If that cuckoo in the cocoon looked more like a cock... er, rooster... I would be so there.
what DOESN'T this have to do with AT?i remember when there was a post about a chaise which is designed for good sex positions and there was a flurry of appalled 'hmph, tacky, what has this got to do with AT?' responses.ok - wait for it: people have sex in their bedrooms. they probably have it more often than they follow the mantra of their 'keep calm & carry on' poster.
ooh, that thing posted before i was finished typing... how fitting for this topic.people also have sex in rooms other than bedrooms (gasp).if you don't like the design or function of these things go ahead and bang on about that...but to question why they're being posted about on AT is kinda uptight.
But seriously, the government should hand out those Condom Toy Guns in the high schools. I'll bet the teenage pregnancy rate would drop in a hurry.
I like it. Thanks for this, I would've never expected such decent-looking dispensers.
That cuckoo clock is way cute. Don't you like the idea of a little bird who supplies you with what you need in a timely manner? Ha!
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