Sarcastic Accessories

We, ourselves, are pretty sarcastic at heart. When meeting new people and in professional situations, we try to keep our often cutting sarcasm at bay. But we have an inherent love for the acerbic, and have rounded up some of our favorite witty and snide accessories.

1 This pushy little toothbrush holder from Blue Q also happens to be a cute, vintage looking thing with a great script type. It reminds us of old tonic salesmen traveling west in the late 1800s.

2 Short and to the point, this coatrack from Urban Outfitters instructs visitors pretty specifically. It's one or the other...

3 Greener Grass Design sells this excellent doormat with a bit of denial...

4 These seemingly innocuous cross stitch kits from Fuldesign have snarky sayings disguised as your grandmother's crafts.

5 As lifelong Red Sox fans, we couldn't help but include this gem, from Etsy seller William Dohman, in spite of the wrath we are preparing ourselves for from our fellow Apartment Therapy readers in New York...