While it seems a little silly to us, we're sure there is a market out there for "pre-aged" terra cotta pots. Since terra cotta ages so quickly on its own, this is probably a project you should just take on yourself, but the good news for the inpatient gardener is that you won't be charged an arm and a leg for the "authentic time worn feel."

Rustic Terra Cotta Pots, $2-28 at Areo Home.