If only Clark Griswold had these solar Christmas lights, he could have averted the whole disaster. They have no wires to attach, and they automatically turn on at night and off at dawn.
Without having to use an electrical outlet, you also greatly reduce the risk of fires. They come with rechargeable batteries and a stake that you just push into the ground. Available here.

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I LOVE the idea of these but wonder if there is enough sunlight available during a mid-western winter day to actually power the lights. They seem perfect for my parents in Florida, but here in Cowtown? Anyone using these--will they work here?
Funniest Post EVER ! Loved what you wrote ;) and great idea, Thanks.