I love the onion!

The push button to flush.

The last paragraph says it all.

I always keep three seashells on the back of my toilet. They're a great substitute to wasting toilet paper.

Breathlessly awaiting their next transformation.

hahaha! I love the Onion.

Any decor on a toilet tank is foolish and annoys me. The toilet is purely utilitarian and should not be connected to the ocean, the forest, the garden or anywhere else where humans usually don't poop or pee. I never understood why connecting the bathroom to the beach makes sense to so many people.
A bathroom should be clean, useful and efficient so you can get in and out without being grossed out. And No, I don't have germ or poop issues......

HAHAHA! The Onion is great. I remember dating a guy years ago and when we talked about living together, his only "rule" was that there be no beaches on the back of the toilet. :)) I promptly promised.

Do I forsee an Onion Decor blog in the future??? Puh-Leeeeze?

Haha, I love it! Way too many people turn their bathrooms into an ocean theme.

wbruner "...substitute to wasting toilet paper." I almost chocked to death on my afternoon cookie! To to funny! The article too!

And, it apparently affected my ability to spell...that's choked to death.

Too funny! Who needs Apartment Therapy when we have The Onion?

msjessica...it's a joke

Very nice spoof on the "power of decorating".

Once... I got creative in our bathroom. I had a pretty little mirror with metal leaves and found the perfect place for it below a coubard and above the wc. Being a woman... I did not realize the implications. It only lasted a day after my husband told me he did not like the "view"!

Now, I do not have to worry about the area above the potty. We live in Europe and there is no tank in view! Just a "lovely" gigantic rectangular button to make everything dissapear.

L O L !!!

(msjessica, yes, it's a joke in the first place, and also if you detest decorating only one of the rooms in your home there _are_ issues with it)