I am about to provide you the service of being your holiday personal shopper. Buy your mom a beautiful flower arrangement. Buy your girlfriend diamonds. Buy the kid in your life (son? niece? neighbor?) this iPod dock and speakers. Because if I were a kid, I would love to hear the soothing jams of Miley Cyrus pumping through Spongebob Squarepants' eyeballs...
The coolest thing about Spongebob's Eyeballs? When you place the eyes on a flat surface, they dance back and forth, rocking like a 14 year old during a Jonas Brothers concert ballad.
The Spongebob Speakers also have a great Sponge dock on top to hold an iPod or other MP3 player. The Spongebob Speakers are available at Toys 'R' Us for $39.99.
They apparently come from a line of Spongebob Squarepants technology. Pick up the Spongebob digital camera ($79.99) or AM/FM clock radio ($29.99), too. (Admittedly, we love the look of the radio! We'd probably buy it for ourselves if it didn't have to sit right by the bed for optimum embarrassment by—ahem—bedroom visitors.)