Stack 'em Up Cribs!

Stack 'em Up Cribs!

Kristin
Apr 5, 2007

April Fool's Day? No lie, we were so tempted to post this on April 1, but rest assured, the Double Decker Twin Crib is not a joke. According to the advertising copy, this is an "an innovative, space-saving solution" for parents of multiples. We have some thoughts about that. Lucky top-bunk baby gets to be nearly eye level with Mum and Dad. Unlucky bottom-bunk baby gets to be eye level with the dog, the dust bunnies, and Mummy's shapely calves. It doesn't take an MD to envision a lot of therapy sessions in one baby's future, deconstructing why one's parents designated them the 'bottom bunk' baby. It looks like pet-store crating to us. Double Decker cribs are $649.99, and free shipping, if this is the twins-bed of your dreams. Are we wrong? Is this actually a genius of an idea that we are too thick to comprehend? Or alternately, have you seen anything recently that tops this in bad nursery design?
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