The Best of Sexy Sex Tech

The Best of Sexy Sex Tech

Gregory Han
Jan 29, 2012

It's a good thing we work at home, since in the process of "researching" the topic, we had to visit a few questionable sites related to carnal activities that would be sure to raise an eyebrow (sometimes both). One would think there would be more stylish and interesting sex-related tech devices out there, but the selection is strangely a little boring in the design department, either crude or ho-hum. The sex tech industry needs some Viagra in the design department in our humble opinion (our services are available!), but there were a few tech tools that we think look as good as they make you feel good. ...

Vibrating Alarm Clock: vibrates like cell phone, but conveniently shaped to wake you up in a much more pleasant manner.

Aloe by Discoh: "Aloe" reimagines the role of erotic toys, becoming itself a piece that rises from obscurity to become an integral part of any home. An object of worship. An unexpected gift." Unexpected indeed!

Philips Intimate Dual Massagers: we saw these while in Europe for Philips digital media event, but were sad to be informed these were Europe-only designs. FYI, the Parisian press spent waaaay too long in the demo booth with these.

Bedside Lamp: turn down the lights and pull out some fun. Oh my...even Barry White would blush.

USB Sperm Drive: The American Society For Reproductive Medicine gave these sperm-shaped USB drives as swag. Explain that one to your boss.

Meridienne Sex Chair by Roche Bobois: if you're gonna have all this sex tech around, you might as well be resting upon a stylish Roche Bobois sex chair. Nobody would know by the design, but once mentioned, you can't see anything by the possibilities.

Fish Bowl: Matteo Cibic helps you keep your dirty secrets under wraps under the watchful eyes of your fish.

Naughtibod: plug the Naughtibod into your iPod or iPhone and this vibrating accessory moves in tune with your music library. Works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars -- virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack

ToiTissue: where to hide all your pleasurable tech toys? Inside the ToiTissue, with a hidden compartment makes it easy to stow away the fun...and clean up afterward.

SuicideGirls iPhone Pin-Up Packs: load up some PG-13 or Rated R fun for your iPhone's wallpaper with these pin-up photos. Don't fret ladies (and men), here are a collection of iPhone wallpapers of scantily clad men (NSFW).

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