By now we're all familiar with the wonders found on Regretsy, a website that selects the most appalling wares at popular craft site Etsy. Luckily for us, they haven't excluded Christmas-themed objects from their lineup. Check out some real doozies after the jump.

1. Nightmare Before Christmas
Hang this old-man-looking oaken baby swaddled in spiderwebs from your tree. Adorable.

2. Starfish of Bethlehem
Jesus and company are situated within a "nativity scene" made of a piece of driftwood that looks like a fossilized dinosaur pelvis.

3. Two Tiny Boobie Ornaments
Minuscule breasted ornaments hanging cross-eyed from a tree. Enough said.

4. Crappuccino
We're all for repurposing objects that would otherwise end up in a landfill, but AT is the design site and this wreath hurts our eyes.

5. Yule Be Sorry
Even a Ben Stiller character has better hanging from his ear.

(Images: 1. Handmade OAK Sculpted Baby Angel Ornament; 2. Two Tiny Boobie Ornaments; 4. Starbucks Bottle Cap Wreath Recycled Frappuccino; 5. Crochet Earrings.)