Justin Couch call his table the "District Table", but we think he should rename it the "San Andreas' Fault". It's actually fashioned after the geographical borders of the District of Columbia, but perhaps because of our Angeleno tectonic plate shifting mindset, we see something a bit different.

The "District Table" is available in black or white formica and also a walnut ply finish for $600, directly from Justin Couch Design (what a great furniture designer name).