(Non-Edible) Bûche De Noël: Yule Logs To Savor Forever

The other night, a friend asked if I'd ever made a Bûche de Noël, and after 5 minutes of gushing about marzipan mushrooms and chocolate pinecones, I had to admit that no, I never have. I doubt I'll get around to making one this year, so I'm drowning my sylvan sorrows in yule log-inspired ornaments and gift wrap...

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