To quote one of my favourite films: "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
That would admittedly be me this morning. And what this office spaced drone needs to get a-going is a proper mug of joe (Illy dark roast or Peet's Mocha-Java preferably)...anything to help me remember to put those coversheets ontop of the TPS reports.
Speaking of proper mugs, how about these two ergonomically shaped drinking vessels from Designmyworld.net: The Lap mug nestles between your legs (just be sure to wear trousers!), while the Knee mug is a balancing beverage act concaved to sit ontop of the leg, both available for $15.00.