Here's a delicate topic that we don't normally touch upon (pardon the pun): body hair. We remember awhile back when we attended a tradeshow event heralding a line of men's hair removal products for the European market; European journalists were invited to get all the details while US online media were given the red light and we had to wait outside, as it was explained American men don't shave their...ahem...bodies. Au contraire, mon frèr...we present to you the MANGROOMER line!
We admit we own a nose hair trimmer; it's quite fantastic at keeping our nasal passages clear of an overabundance of hair. But we're a bit afraid of this reach-anywhere MANGROOMER Professional Electric Back Hair Shaver or the Private Body Shaver and all the name entails. But we're not judging anyone, whether they decide to manscape their bodies smooth like a porpoise or leave themselves hairy like the walking representation of Guns 'n Roses' Welcome to the Jungle. The MANGROOMER nose hair trimmer is $14.99, the Back Hair Shaver $39.99, and for your most intimate of parts, expect to spend $39.99. You decide.
On a related note, say MANGROOMER fast enough and it comes out sounding close to Macgruber. He looks like he could us a bit of a shave himself.