This Valentine's Day, Name a Cockroach After Your Love (Or Your Ex)

This Valentine's Day, Name a Cockroach After Your Love (Or Your Ex)

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Tara Bellucci
Jan 28, 2016
(Image credit: Bronx Zoo)

Nothing says "I love you" (or "I want to squash you like the vermin you are") quite like a cockroach. The Bronx Zoo is giving you the opportunity to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after anyone you choose.

If your beloved is an entomologist, it could be romantic (there's even an option that comes with chocolate). If you're still bitter about your last breakup, you should probably talk to someone about that, but maybe naming a roach after your ex will help.

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