Tell the kids to get out of bed, without getting out of yours! Ventriloque is a talking alarm-clock made by Tsé & Tsé Associées, Paris. Record any sound you think will inspire the kids to get out of bed when the alarm goes off, including your own voice. The Ventriloque has a digital readout, a snooze function, and includes instructions in English. It is smaller than it looks, too - just 2" x 2"x 4"h. Just £59.84/$114.40 USD. While we know that there are all sorts of funny things parents could program this clock to sound like in the morning, let's face it - nothing beats waking up to the voice of someone you love saying, "I love you. Now GET OUT OF BED!"