7 Must-Haves for the Billionaire Baby

7 Must-Haves for the Billionaire Baby

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Jennifer Hunter
Mar 27, 2015
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Let's all pretend that we're procreating billionaires for a sec and take a gander at these incredible, over-the-top amazing baby products.

Above: This Mint Rhapsody playpen ($535) was designed to "blend and not offend" anything besides your wallet.

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The Regal Pumpkin Carriage ($7,280) will definitely NOT give your baby a fairy tale complex.

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The Ubabub Pod Crib at AllModern ($2,300) looks like a fish tank but we know your baby will remember the lux experience of being inside it for more than five seconds.

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Bulgari baby Eau de Toilette ($65) to splash on before a seductive milky nightcap.

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The Nursery Works Vetro Crib ($4,500) does not, we repeat, DOES NOT come with an Apple Watch.

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A WhyCry Crying Analyzer ($85) is the perfect gift for new parents who want to decipher each others' emotions as they sob from exhaustion.

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The Palace Round bedding ($1,080) is a golden billionaire baby dream and comes with an "optional" canopy. What? Canopies are NOT optional!

What crazy baby products have you seen lately?

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