AptTherapyDerm CQ Patch

AptTherapyDerm CQ Patch

Maxwell Ryan
Mar 31, 2014

Helps prevent the urge to redecorate excessively and impulsively, comment profanely or suffer from pangs of jealously while viewing other's homes at work.

AptTherapyDerm CQ is a unique patch with Time Release SmartControl Technology that helps prevent the urges associated with shelter blog addiction, in particular, impulsive purchases with Amazon Prime of:

- Noguchi Coffee Table Knock-offs
- Colorful Corded Lamps
- Faux Antlers
- Coasters
- Eames Shell Chairs with Dowel Rod Legs
- Fuzzy Grey Sheepskin Rugs
- Chalkboard Paint
- "Keep Calm & Carry On" Framed Wall Prints
- Ombre Anything
- Shiny Gold Accent Pieces

AptTherapyDerm CQ supports you through your day by delivering therapeutic, tasteful and inspirational Scandinavian/Japanese/Italian/Canadian content via the patch's specially designed layers. This technology ensures that the positive vibes in the patch will not be delivered all at once, or run out too soon. AptTherapyDerm CQ also helps with the side effects associated with redecorating with loved ones or moving in too quickly with boyfriends or girlfriends who don't read Apartment Therapy, such as irritability, anxiety, difficulty concentrating and restlessness while reading other people's sweet and loving comments about someone else's home.

AptTherapyDerm CQ is FDA approved and has helped millions in their attempt to overcome their fear of wallpaper and improve their home without losing control and slipping back into Mid-Century Modern style.

Now, read Apartment Therapy and other shelter blogs on your own terms.

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