Unlucky in love? Unhappily single? Madly in love but still think Valentine's Day is stupid? Mr. T, Abraham Lincoln, and Voldemort have got just the cards for you...
1. Happy Relationship Disappointment Day, SarcasticGirl on Etsy, $3
2. Better Than Dating Some Idiot, emilymcdowelldraws on Etsy, $4.50
3. Love Stinks, kateberube on Etsy, $4.50
4. Barf!, Cafe Press, $16.99/set of 10
5. Things I Hate About Your Ex, FunGirlsCards on Etsy, $3.75
6. Happy Valentine's Day Sucker, Design By Night, free
7. I Am So Glad You're Finally Single, FunGirlsCards on Etsy, $3.75
8. F This S, JustWastingThyme on Etsy, $3
9. Abraham Lincoln Doesn't Have Time For This Crap, auntjune on Etsy, $5
10. Valentine's Day with Voldemort, someecards, free
Happy Valentine's Day Suckers to us all!