Beyoncé, Queen Mum Tina Knowles and our future president Blue Ivy all made the world's most earth shaking run to Target. No reports on why they were there or what they were getting, because A.) Bey deserves whatever small amount of privacy she can get, and B.) Do you ever really know the answers to those questions when it comes to Target?
Everyone looked great, and for some reason, it's oddly reassuring to know that sometimes, Beyoncé finds herself in the general vicinity of a tiny Pizza Hut, too.
This whole Bey in a Target thing got me thinking, and it got me thinking BIG. Here's a breakdown:
- BEYONCÉ went to TARGET
- TARGET carries Hearth and Hand with Magnolia by CHIP AND JO
- CHIP AND JO live and work in TEXAS
- BEYONCÉ is from TEXAS
- BEYONCÉ, CHIP and JO and TARGET should release a line of products called MAGNOLIA LEMONADE that's like, Beyoncé quotes on a stoneware pitcher.
- We should all be FRIENDS
(This is me, writing this post.)
Now that we've gotten my stellar business pitch out of the way, I want to hear about your star run-ins. So tell me, have you ever seen a celebrity in a Target? Or a Wal-Mart? I once saw Fabio at a Sam's Club (he was selling pants), but that's all I've got.
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