Some men daydream of cars. I oggle vacuum cleaners. Anytime I stop by an appliance or electronic store, I tend to gravitate toward the cleaning appliance aisle to carefully eye the selection of robotic Roombas, inspect the newest testesterone-induced design from Dyson, or daydream of purchasing a Miele-made luxe instrument of cleaning. Unfortunately the true apple of my eye is a foreign born beauty unavailable stateside: the Electrolux Escargot.
Sigh…one day we'll be together, my little snail shaped vacuum. One day.