10 Hilarious Bathroom Signs (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)

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Marlen Komar
Marlen Komar
Marlen is a writer first, vintage hoarder second, and donut fiend third. If you have a passion for finding the best taco joints in Chicago or want to talk about Doris Day movies, then she thinks an afternoon coffee date is in order.
published Jul 4, 2019
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Whether or not you’re a wordy wall art person, the world of bathroom signs is pretty universally hilarious. If you have a slightly inappropriate sense of humor, or you want to give guests something to chuckle at when they walk into your bathroom, then you’re in luck. There’s a whole genre of bathroom decor that can add a cheeky (pun not intended) touch to your half-bath or powder room. Scroll down and see if this is just what your bathroom is missing. 

Channel your inner “Home Alone” gangster and call your guests filthy animals. If nothing else, it’s a good reminder to wash up before heading out.

Everyone always vies for the best seat in the house at a restaurant or a movie. But in your home, the bathroom just so happens to have it.

We all look for ways to cut costs and save money—and this sign helpfully points out one easy way to do it (wink wink).

Some of us would rather die than take three seconds to swap out the old toilet paper roll. If someone in your household does that, this poster is a funny way to jab at their bad habit.

This funny print captures morning rituals in an innocent (but hilariously inappropriate) way. Its handmade wooden frame comes in a variety of stain choices, so you can ensure that it matches your bathroom’s aesthetic.

Just like how a restaurant sign alerts guests to seat themselves in a booth, this sign invites guests in your home to seat themselves in the bathroom. 

We all strip down in the bathroom, but the rules change when it’s a half bath—especially if you’re a guest in someone else’s house. 

Many people joke that they like to browse Instagram and catch up on reading while they’re in the bathroom, and this sign plays right into that.

Just like on Yelp, your bathroom gets a rating. And this sign proudly boasts that your washroom got 4.5 out of 5 stars for ambiance, comfort, and cleanliness. 

Since pants are dropping in the bathroom, this flirty sign greets your guests with a “hello sweet cheeks” salute and wink.