Funny Valentine’s Day Cards (Straight from Pop Culture)

Written by

Dabney Frake
Dabney Frake
Dabney is a Southern-born, New England-raised, current Midwesterner. Her dog Grim is part terrier, part basset hound, part dust mop.
published Jan 26, 2015
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You may not have Carrie Brownstein, Kanye, or Eleven wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day in person, but these cards are the next best thing…

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“You’re the Fred to My Carrie” Card, from Drunk Girl Designs; $10 (lead image)

“You are the Kim to my Kanye”, from The Card Architect; $7.50. Also available as “You are the Kanye to my Kim”

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“You’re Unforgettable” Barb Holland from Stranger Things Card from Ann Brudney; $6

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“You’re Sponge Worthy” Seinfeld Card, from Perks of Aurora; $3.75

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“I Want to Be Yours” X-Files Card from Eyesore Design; $4.25

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“I Long For Your Bottom” Harry Potter Card, from Paper Avenue Shop; $3.70

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“To Be Frank, I Like You” Ron Swanson Card, from Drunk Girl Designs; $4

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“My Precious” Gollum Card, from Meet Me in Shermer; $4.59

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“You’re My Dandelion” Crazy Eyes Card, from Orsum Art; $4.50

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“Hey Girl” Ryan Gosling Card, from Near Modern Disaster; $1.00

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“Hey Girl” Jabba the Hutt Card, from Meet Me in Shermer; $4.59

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“I Love You More Than LaCroix” from Debbie Draws Funny; $4.50

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“We Go Together Like Biden and Obama” from That Cool Sign; $4.25