Give that Kindle a New Book Smell
With more and more people opting for e-books via the Kindle, that musty book smell has been replaced by eau de e-ink. But, you don’t have to settle for that. Smell of Books “offers” five aerosol e-book enhancer sprays.
“Does your Kindle leave you feeling like there’s something missing from your reading experience? Have you been avoiding e-books because they just don’t smell right? If you’ve been hesitant to jump on the e-book bandwagon, you’re not alone… But all of that is changing thanks to Smell of Books™, a revolutionary new aerosol e-book enhancer. Now you can finally enjoy reading e-books without giving up the smell you love so much… Smell of Books™ is compatible with a wide range of e-reading devices and e-book formats and is 100% DRM-compatible.”
Classic Musty Smell, “When was the last time an e-book made you sneeze? Probably never. It’s a scientifically proven fact that e-books lack the necessary ‘character’ to trigger a strong physical reaction. Our Classic Musty Scent solves that problem.”
Crunchy Bacon Scent, “Designed especially for the health conscious book lover, Crunchy Bacon is a low calorie, low cholesterol alternative for your breakfast reading enjoyment.”
Eau, You Have Cats, “Specially engineered from the concentrated aromas of 20,000 second-hand books. This special scent is guaranteed to please animal lovers and avid book collectors alike. It’s just like borrowing a book from grandma’s house.”
New Books Smell, “Do you love the fresh scent of paper, ink, and glue? We sure do! That’s why we created New Book Smell in a can.” Costs a whopping $29 just like a new book!
Scent of Sensibility, “Women will love this specially engineered designer book aroma. The scent of violets, horses, and potpourri. It’s like living in a Jane Austen novel!”