Here kitty, kitty. I can't count the number of times I haven't been able to find my cats anywhere in the house. And I've lived in some small places. Like 300 square feet small. How do you lose a cat in 300 square feet? How? You adopt jerks. Anyway. No more crawling on all fours to look under the couch for these nerds. I'm equipping them all with the Lost Feline Locator.
The $100 Lost Feline Locator includes a pair of signal tags and a handset, which allow you to track up to two pets. Attach one of the homing tags to your cat's collar, which I'm sure is worn by your kitty at all times, and do your best Sigourney Weaver circa Aliens impersonation with the included handset. As you walk around your house, the tag on your cat's collar transmits a signal to the handset. Up to 8 LEDs light up as you get closer and closer to your cat.
Unfortunately, a frightening beeping sound gets louder and louder as you get closer as well.