Messiest Closet? Steven & Jennifer’s Crib
Name: Steven Schwartz and Jennifer Sarkilahti
Hood: East 80’s – One Bedroom
One man and one woman take in stray clothing, shoes, and accessories like stray animals and are forced to share one teensy awkward closet. The closet is tall, narrow, and set at an irrational angle to the rest of the room with strange plastic doors that look worse when closed than when exposing the jumble inside.
Entire bedroom where the closet resides was once a closet itself and queen bed had to be squeezed into the space, leaving no room for a dresser and requiring everything to go in the closet.
It’s the only closet in the apartment so it also holds luggage, spare chairs, brooms, etc. The closet is positioned at a 45 degree angle so a direct shot of the closet is pretty impossible to get.
She can’t reach the shelf above the hanging rod unless standing on a chair risking life and limb, and he causes an avalanche of t-shirts when he reaches up there for his boxer shorts.
SS & JS