Being an adult is great. Those dream things you wanted as a kid? You can have them. Want a puppy? Sure! Ice cream for dinner? Knock yourself out. But adults have some secret fantasies too and they're shockingly...well, boring.
We're just loving this hilariously true New Yorker article about the stuff that adults dream about. Things like being hospitalized for exhaustion just to get to take a good nap, when a friend cancels those plans that you were secretly dreading or, the one that made me laugh out loud: five minutes alone in a public bathroom.
Confession time! Here's one of my secret adult fantasies: Someone I'm dreading calling doesn't pick up and I get to leave a message (and avoid all the chit-chat). Heaven!
Your turn! Spill. What are your secret adult fantasies?
And then, read the whole article over at the New Yorker.