Thoughts We’ve Had While Shopping at Target, According to Twitter

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Megan Johnson
Megan Johnson
Megan Johnson is a reporter in Boston. She got her start at the Boston Herald, where commenters would leave sweet messages like “Megan Johnson is just awful.” Now, she's a contributor to publications like People Magazine, Trulia and Architectural Digest.
published Feb 26, 2020
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Everyone has their “happy place.” And for legions of shoppers across the country, that place is the bright red shopping destination known as Target. After all, there’s only so many places in the world where you snag stylish clothes and a jumbo pack of nasal spray all in one trip. If you’re a frequent Target shopper, here are some tweets that will make you feel right at home in those in those spacious aisles.

When you witness true romance:

Since you’re living your truth:

It’s called self-care:

When you’re over the typical dating scene:

Because you never think you need a whole shopping cart:

Since you never know what treasures you’ll find in those aisles:

When strolling the aisles is a coping mechanism:

Because you need to look like a functioning human:

Since you live for the salty carbs:

When you cruise around the corner in the stores like a professional race car driver:

When you know how to have a good time:

Because the beauty aisle is your utopia:

Since you’d give it up pretty quick for a jumbo bag of Cadbury Eggs:

And because who doesn’t love that escalator that strictly for the shopping carts: