Perfect Couple Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson Are Selling A Bunch of Their Stuff on the Ol’ Internet

published Jul 25, 2019
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If there is one perfect couple in all of Hollywood, it is Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson. ( know this because I consider myself a Ted Danson expert, mostly because I developed a crush on Sam Malone pre-“Good Place,” which is impressive since I am a Millennial born in 1992 and we are strictly the “Frasier” generation.) I also very much enjoy Academy Award-Winner Mary Steenburgen’s contributions to arts and culture, as well as her friendship with Candice Bergen and her goodwill towards January Jones during the wildfires in California last year.

I am burying the lede, here, which is that Perfect Couple Mary and Ted are selling a bunch of their stuff on the internet (on the site Everything But The House) and you can bid on it right! now! It’s actually pretty good stuff, too, and the proceeds go to Oceana (a favorite organization of the couple) which advocates for the protection of the world’s oceans.

For one, there is this Chromogenic Print Publicity Photo for “Three Men and a Baby” signed by Annie Leibovitz, herself. In my opinion, this is a perfect gift for any 80s male-led rom-com lover, or, of course, anyone who wants to stare at a large-format photo of Tom Selleck’s mustache (that’s me!).

Mary’s selling some incredible fashion relics, too. There’s this jaw-dropping gown she wore to 2011 CMT Music Awards and this lamé number she wore to last year’s Critics’ Choice Awards. (Although do you really want to go up in a “who wore it better?” contest with MARY STEENBURGEN?!) Ted is selling his denim jacket from the 10th anniversary of “Cheers,” too.

Not surprisingly, because they are the best couple ever, but they’re also selling a ton of pretty amazing vintage furniture and home decor, too. (This is a design site, after all, not just my personal blog!) There is also a “CSI” impression kit Ted autographed on sale, too.

Last call for bids is 9 p.m. on Wednesday, July 31st, 2019. May the odds forever be in your favor.