The Messiest Closet? Noa, Melissa & Erica’s Apartment
The Messiest Closet Competition: closet #2
Name: Noa, Melissa & Erica
Hood: West Village
Measurements: 34 inches deep x 37 wide x 100 inches high
Exclusive! A must see! Rodent-friendly fire hazard on west village block! Lots of old world charm in this special closet with tons of personality!
Our exterminator said we “really ought to do something about that closet; There’s a big rat problem in the west village.” We’re not saying our closet is the source of that problem, but it’s probably not helping matters.
The closet is made up of three walls – the fourth wall is actually the back of our refrigerator. There is a door on the closet, but only one hinge is attached to the wall. Among the items you will find (or search for in vain, for hour after fruitless hour) in this closet:
almost all kitchen items
ironing board and laundry supplies
vacuum cleaners (3)
miscellaneous paint cans
pillows (2, one scorched from closet light)
please please please help us!