We're not above a little bathroom humour, and since this is Bathroom Month, we thought we'd share some of the most horrendous, humourous and perplexing toilet related home items we found while scouring online trying to find the good stuff:
•Butler Toilet Tissue Holder: This one is such a stinker, even it has to hold its own nose in disgust.
•Monogram Toilet Paper: Lifestyles of the Rich and Foolish.
•Deer Antler Toilet Paper Holder : Oh deer...we'd worry about getting tangled up in this mess.
•Turkey Toilet Seat Cover: I was going to mention something about providing your own stuffing, but that seemed oh-so-wrong.
•Skull Toilet Brush & Holder: Arghh ye matey...after you batton down your hatches, for the cleanest pirate's booty.
•Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder: Your angler friend will undoubtedly tell you about the "big one that got away" (and thank goodness).
•Western Spur Toilet Tissue Holder: This would only seem appropriate if you had an outdoor, unattached outhouse. Somewhere in Montana. And had two other brothers named Hoss and Little Joe. Guess you could practice your quick draw, but watch for that spur!
•Bathroom Bear John: This must be Yogi's other buddy, Poopoo.
•Collegiate Toilet Paper Holder: Doesn't it seem strange that someone who likes their college would want to have their school logo dispensing hygienic material? I could sense Bruin and Trojan fans collectively all went "hmmmm..." just now.
•Toilet Shifter Flush Handle: Foot on the gas, don't break, or you'll stall.
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