These men's size 11 black patent leather Nike sneakers have been customized with an XBox flair, including a spectacularly awesome fiber-optic-lit "X" logo, powered by batteries in the shoe's tongue. Choose between strobe or constant light functions, depending on how badly you want to give small rodents seizures. .
If you're interested in purchasing this one-of-a-kind pair of geek-tastic shoes, you'll have to head on over to EBay. Oh, and you'll have to put $2,500 in your PayPal account.
No, I didn't miss a decimal point. Yes, I think the person selling them is crazy. Yes, you do get free shipping! So at least there's a small discount for those in the income demographic of too-much-money-for-your-own-damn-good.