Some (Seriously Spooky) House Hunters Episodes, As Written By The Toast’s Mallory OrtbergI don’t know how to write for television. I mean, I have a general sense of how to format a script, if I’m being generous with myself, and I can imagine sitting around a table with a group of people saying something like “Does it make sense for the Commodore to be in that scene, or does it mess with the timestream?
Mallory Ortberg
May 3, 2019
