These Weird Prime Day Finds Will Suck Out Your Pores, Turn Your Bed Into Bacon, and Keep You Regular

Everyone may be snatching up the big ticket items like televisions and laptops during Amazon Prime Day, but those aren’t the only deals happening today. Let’s take a look at some of the odder items that are being featured during the annual retail holiday.

Here are some of the most random and bizarre items you’ll find marked down today—just in case you think you might need to snag them (or just need a laugh).

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If the key to happiness is staying regular, then this breakfast cereal will have you beaming. Describing itself as the “ultimate colon cleansing formula with a stupendous amount of soluble and insoluble fiber,” the box claims to reduce bloating and provide 100 percent of your daily dose of fiber. “A Booty-load of Fiber,” in fact. 

Buy: Poop Like A Champion Cereal, $11.97 $9.58

‘Tis the season to get the sweats, apparently. This felted Christmas hat is more like full-on holiday headgear. It comes with seven different accessories to hang on your hat, like a candy cane, gingerbread man, reindeer, and snowflake.

Buy: DomeStar Christmas Tree Hat, $8.99 $7.19

In the “weird but extremely useful” department, this blackhead-removing pore vacuum claims to use suction power to clear out your pores without harming your skin. 

Buy: Lonove Blackhead Remover Pore Vacuum Cleaner, $28.99 $23.19

Forget channeling your inner Chip and Jo. How about your inner Frank Reynolds? Any fan of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” should honor this majestic piece, emblazoned with mermaid sequins that fade to black when you run your hand over it. Hang it in the Louvre!

Buy: Danny DeVito Sequined Pillow Cover, $9.99 $7.99

Any true believer in the power of breakfast will enjoy this 60″ x 80″ comforter, made out of 100 percent microfiber. Just get a matching one with some eggs and toast and you’re good to go.

Buy: Bacon Bed Blanket, $39.89 $31.91

Described as having HDR (Heavy Duty Realism), this turkey to be “The Most Realistic Decoy You Will Ever Own.” It even has two interchangeable head postures, used to demonstrate both aggressive and submissive attitudes. 

Buy: Avian-X HDR Hen Turkey Decoy, $139.99 $62.68

The resurgence of fanny packs in recent years is surprising, considering it’s very “mom at Disney World in the early ’90s”. But hey, storage is key for everyone. 

Buy: Beer Belly Fanny Pack, $9.99 $7.99

Not really sure how else they expected you to shower, but to each their own. Nothing gives your bathroom an edge like an order to “get naked” written in that classic Instagram influencer font usually reserved for signs that say “Gather” in someone’s kitchen.

Buy: Get Naked Shower Curtain, $18.99 $15.19