My Grandma Gigi’s “House Rules” Magnet Helps Me Keep My Home Clean

If a friend comes over and compliments my cooking, it’s one of three things: a lie, a fluke, or store-bought. In my journey to get better in the kitchen, I’ve realized just how important my grandmother’s “house rules” have always been.

The other night, while attempting a new recipe — I should mention I’m incredibly uncoordinated — I turned my head towards the TV for just a moment while holding a chef’s knife. Within seconds, I had cut my hand, which led me to bump into an open cabinet door, and then an open drawer — all while the very sharp knife fell onto the floor which, thankfully, just missed my bare foot. Along with the importance of closed-toe footwear, that day, I learned that I should consider my Grandma Gigi’s commandments unbreakable. And they may actually have been my saving grace at home all these years.

I was taught nine self-explanatory “house rules” at a very young age by my grandmother. Grandma Gigi is 91 years old now, and while still quite the shopaholic, she keeps a tidy home, with everything in its place.  In her bedroom, you’ll find a vintage stainless-steel wardrobe with a magnetic “house rules” poster taking center stage. As a little girl, I remember being made to recite the commandments like scripture when I’d visit, and to this day, I do believe they’ve been a big part in helping me stay neat and tidy. 

1. If you open it — close it 
2. If you turn it on — turn it off 
3. If you unlock it — lock it 
4. If you break it — mend it 
5. If you borrow it — return it 
6. If you use it — take care of it 
7. If you make a mess — clean it up 
8. If you move it — put it back 
9. If it doesn’t concern you — leave the bloody thing alone!

I recently asked my Grandma Gigi about the magnet that she still has on her cupboard today, and while she couldn’t recall when she got it, we know it’s over 32 years old by the phone number on it, as Sydney, Australia, updated their dial code style back in 1994. It was originally a real estate advertisement. What she could tell me was her favorite commandment, commandment number 9: “If it doesn’t concern you — leave the bloody thing alone,” she recited while chuckling. “It really is the truth!” 

If you ever have the pleasure of meeting Grandma Gigi, you’ll quickly learn our family’s quick-witted matriarch loves having the last word. “I don’t know why they only had nine commandments, they should’ve gone to 10,” she quipped. “If I had to add another it’d be, ‘Now pass it on!’” So on behalf of Grandma Gigi and myself, we encourage you to close your drawers, return that thing you borrowed, and if it doesn’t concern you, leave the bloody thing alone. Oh, and closed-toe footwear in the kitchen, always.