The Weirdest Amazon Finds You Can Get On Sale During Prime Day

published Jul 15, 2019
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Amazon Prime Day is the perfect opportunity to buy bigger items like vacuums and mattresses, so it’s easy to forget that there’s a whole lot else out there in the far reaches of Amazon’s site. Ever wanted a smart bidet toilet seat? What about a heater for your chicken coop? You can score all that and much more—and what better time than Prime Day to indulge in something a little, uh, offbeat? For your enjoyment, we rounded up the weirdest, funniest, most head-scratching Amazon sale items we could find—and who knows, maybe you’ll find something that you didn’t realize you needed.

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To some, nothing is funnier than bathroom humor. And if you’re going to give a shitty (pun intended) joke gift, it might as well be edible.

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Hey Swifties, you can get Tay’s latest merch on sale if you preorder today. The bundle comes with buttons, T-shirt, hat, and CD and will ship in August.

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Wolf Tail Blanket, $29.99 $20.99

In the spirit of those mermaid tail blankets comes this wolf version, except that it looks like your child is being swallowed whole instead of looking like a fictional half fish.

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There are a lot of snack-related Lightning Deals (bargains that expire after a certain time or quantity have been claimed). If PopTarts are your (strawberry) jam, you might want to act fast and stock up.

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TOTO Electronic Bidet, $673.56 $538.85

This seat automatically converts your toilet into a bidet, and comes with five adjustable temperature and pressure settings, a seat warmer, air dryer, and deodorizer.

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While outdoor path lights are great for safety and flowers make a garden beautiful, we question whether combining the two is necessary.

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Perhaps you own a small business and could benefit from commercial equipment like this changing station, but no one’s stopping you from putting one in your house if that’s your prerogative.

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This garden statue shows off your love of amphibians and reading, and it lights up at night.

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They say don’t count your chickens before they hatch, and also keep those chickens toasty. Coops can get cold, so make sure your feathered friends are warm with this heater.